Dog + Window + Perfectly Mistimed IM = Hilarity

The following is an AIM conversation which took place about 10 minutes ago. Notice my friend Jeremy's perfectly inappropriate timing.

Jeremy
You there?
Me
Yeah
Jeremy
I heard what you were thinking just now.
Normally I'd have guessed "Buh"
But not today.
Me
And what was I thinking?
Jeremy
"I need a dog, or know someone who does."
Me
Are you kidding?
Jeremy
I am not.
My Dad is in Branson this weekend
and he found a puppy on the side of the road
Border Collie Mix, ten weeks old
BEAUTIFUL dog, great personality
Me
Jeremy, let me tell you a little story.
A good friend of mine recently moved back to England, and asked that I watch his dog before it went to live on a farm in the country.
So I have this BEAUTIFUL dog, great personality, etc.
The person on the farm never agreed to take said dog.
So we're trying to find a home for a dog at the moment.
About an hour and a half ago, this temporary dog BROKE MY BEDROOM WINDOW.
I just spent 20 minutes vacuuming glass out of my bed.
So I'm actually not looking for any dogs at the moment.
But your timing was hilariously perfect.

Pics of the broken window to come soon.